1 Blog to BIND them. 1 Blog to BIND them ALL!!!!
ahhh…just had a nice calming shower, sipping a cup of hot bloody fantastic coffee, with Nelly & Tim Mcgraw playing over & over again…. house smells of sugee cake and fruit cake…kitchen is in a mess..but it is a happy mess..a contented mess…and im grinning like a fool…i cannot sleep…mind is overturning and running in circles. Why? I also dunno..hehe…
went to work…did some work (no la..i bluff..i did jackshit)..called CFB, Peppy Patty, (had like an echoy conversation with them,,made my brains tingle.. ) JB, LMM & called Kat..who will probably slap me when i next see her…haha…im keep cracking up when i think of what i did to her…that was a bloody classic… But before i met miss muffet…i had a very VERY STRONG urge…when i say STRONG URGE, i mean, i wld have done it if not for the phone call then came in and it stopped me… you see, there was this lady on the bus…maybe she cld have been Madam Flowers’ friend..Madam Butterfly (pattampuchi)she standing there..with red umbrella, chilling and probably thinking if this person gets up from the seat..hmmm..which hand shld i use to dust the seat?? soooooo, i was watching her and i was majorly bored outta my mind and then i thought….i should go up to her and do this…
Sharkbait : “Psst…”
Sharkbait : “Sooooo, who do you pityehh man?? WHO???
Madam Butterfly : “HUH”?????
Sharkbait : I pityehh the fool man!!!!! I PITYEH THE FOOL MAN!!!!
before she can even hit me with her red umbrella…I shout..SHARKBAIT HOOO HAAA HAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok bye and RUN!!!
yes, not walk, I RUN like the wind…like the bloody wind…..wheeeeeeee…….hahahahahahahaha……..i had to control myself…i really had to..like how LMM has to control her pee EVERYTIME she is driving… but honestly, the whole scene was in my head..i envisoned the whole thing..the whole damn thing…and i kept laughing to myself on the bus..ohhh one of these days…i need to do that…and i think i will..
then i met miss muffet, went to SIM, a very nice place..cool campus. then we picked Spidey(because he took her curds & whey, says JB) and we went to eat at Gluttony, Glutton whatever Square….all was good with the oyster omellete, satay….we decide lets have dessert…and my GAD la…we had an ice-kacang (with no kacang) christmas tree…and its was fucking hilarious…we were stuffed, but we just had to get it…just to see how it will look..and there you go…please CLICKHERE it tasted like crap..it had bloody coconut for snow la…COCOfreakingNUT!!!!! the Santa Claus looked off maybe cause it had its arse in the ice…though in the end we killed him..made him suffer in the damn fake snow..buried the bugger..jujubees for lights, which by the way, you guys shld never ever taste with melon sauce…all that was good was the pocky sticks..JB found little presents underneath..special fruit balls..in the end we just had to topple the tree..we had too.. we were left with no choice..and no we are not sorry..hehehehe…but it was bloody fun….it was indeed a HOO HAA HAA moment….hehe..dubai is cracking up…the mini chrismas tree that melted……the HORRORR!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok la..tens. Bye.
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