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When they say that sometimes your stars aren’t aligned, what they really mean is that you actually don’t have stars. At all.
Good news : I’ve been transferred to the Marketing Department
Bad news : They lied. I’m still in the same department, only now it’s in Changi
Good news : I’ve got a chair with an arm rest
Bad news : I’ve to fix the chair first
Good news : No more last minute timetable change
Bad news : I fold 1000 timetables in half hour for other people
Good news : The headquarters is near the Airport
Bad news : I don’t have my passport with me
Good news : I get to make new friends, colleagues
Bad news : They only speak the manjan way
Good news : There is no such things as good news
Bad news : I can’t listen to music
Good news : I have a bigger table
Bad news : The table is filled with ‘Hello Kitty’ shit. Small dolls, big dolls, stickers all
Over the computer, Hello Kitty – pens, pencils, eraser & bloody paper clips!!
Good news : There is a cafeteria just downstairs
Bad news : The food is made of gold
Good news : No lunch – money saved
Bad news : No lunch – more cigarettes = money saved will be spent
Good news : What was that??
Bad news : No more spontaneous happy lunch with PP & CFB!
Good news : hmmm……
Bad news : restless
Good news : restless
Bad news : restless=coffee=hyper=nobody to be hyper with
Good news : Early shift from tomorrow onwards
Bad news : Early shift from tomorrow onwards
Good news : No more test-tube washing
Bad news : Hello store-room, Sharkbait the cleaner is here
Good news : Hot pregnant lady is sitting beside me
Bad news : Hot pregnant lady just gave birth today
Sharkbait has been screwed. There is a possibility that I’ll go deaf by the end of today. The manjans here are screaming their head off. And they think its funny and cool. I can feel the anger bubbling in me…will erupt soon. And if it does, I am not sure what’s going to happen. I might just go mad. Then they will be no more manjans left.
The girl who took over my place called the bosses and started crying. Saying there was just too many phone calls and students looking for her. Bosses gave her the day off. And yet, here I am; folding letters, listening to them try and work their fricking hand phones.
If I see another ‘Hello Kitty’ doll, I might just rip it apart.
I want to go far, far away….away from all of them. I want to just curl up and sleep for a long long while.
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