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Sharkbait : “Hi Mum, I’m gonna come home late today, k?â€
Mother Sharkbait : “Late? Why? Everyday you’re coming home late?â€
Sharkbait : “Ma, Come on…Its not everyday. Certain days onlyâ€
Mother Sharkbait : “It is!! Don’t deny…you don’t know your limits!!â€
Sharkbait : “Ma, please…why you getting so angry for?â€
Mother Sharkbait : “You still want to ask me why I’m getting angry?
I’m not mad ah Sharkbait! What did you do with
the mangoes??â€
Sharkbait : “MANGOES!! HUH??â€
Mother Sharkbait : “Ya, did you put them in the fridge? No!!
You left it on the tableâ€
Sharkbait : “Mum, What are you talking about?â€
Mother Sharkbait : “Rice also dunno how to put in the fridge!!!â€
Sharkbait : “Mummy, I’m just letting you know
I’m coming home late..Got work to clear.â€
Mother Sharkbait : “When your father & I want to eat chilled mangoes, we want chilled mangoes! How can the mangoes be chilled when you didn’t put it in the fridge?
Anyway..do whatever you want…â€
Sharkbait : “Ok..ok..I’m sorry. I didn’t know about the mangoes.
Won’t be back too late. Thanks. Love you.”
Mother Sharkbait : “Sharkbait, if you really love me..you would have
done something about the mangoes! Anyway, behave yourself”
Note to Self – Next time put rice, mangoes and everything on the table into the fridge. Just in case..
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Sharkbait! How is it you and I have the same mom????
sharky… i just fought with my dad over a freakin washing machine how like that ah… are we just doomed to stupid arguments are we the stupid ones to stand for this bullshit :)PP
HAHA!!! I miss your mom!!! and you of course.
no leally. i miss you truckloads. 
Your mother and my father would make a great pair. Except that he doesn’t eat mangoes, chilled nor unchilled. When you borrow his Scotch tape, though, he insists that you put it back exactly as you found it, facing the same direction, etc. And don’t touch his letter opener!!!