Why do people take things without asking? Why do people take things that do not belong to them? Why? They mad is it? Just ask me, I will share with you. I don’t mind sharing. I am not selfish. Just ask me. Sheesh….I brought a peanut butter & cheese sandwich to work today. I was gonna have it for lunch today. I even bought apple juice with aloe vera to go along with it… It was suppose to be my lunch. My sandwich. A sandwich that I had made early in the morning. I was even excited that I was gonna have it for lunch. I was looking forward to that sandwich. But damnit, as my bloody arse luck would have had it…it disappeared. Vanished…*pouff*
I know who made my sandwich disappeared. Here I am eating plain m&m’s and drinking bottled water for lunch. While your tummy is all full and happy with my sandwich & apple juice. I wanna kick you. You could have just asked me for a slice. I would have shared it with you man!! But you took the whole thing and you leave me with nothing. I bet the sandwich was good right…apple juice also good…because I bloody made it. And you had the audacity to tell me that my name wasn’t on that sandwich..so how can I prove its mine!!!!!! So now what, I lied about a sandwich that I had made….you prick! I feel like hitting you. Honestly….you just had to ask me. But nooo….you decided to steal it!!! YOU STOLE MY SANDWICH!!!! You stealer!!! Fricking black chicken, sandwich juice stealer piece of shit!
So, I am going to label all the food in the fridge with all sorts of names. I’ve got sticker labels…hah!! I will name the apples, eggs, minced meat, milk, chocolate, bread…. I am going to name them all, even if it’s going to take my whole 1 hr lunch break. And when I see your name on your stuff, I will wrap it up in newspaper and put it in the freezer…damn you for eating my lunch!!!!!
I heard at Abby's you have a monkey. I wanna see it. 
