101 Hoo Haa Haas
Posted in Miscellaneous on March 17th, 2005JB & CFB did it…and i just could not help myself…soo….
1. It is I, Sharkbait.
2. Also known as Sharky, Moonface, TheClaw, Kel and a few others I seem to have forgotten
3. I was born in hospital called Kandang Kerbau, it’s a malay word for cow farm.
4. When i finally went home, paternal cousins would crowd round the baby cot and my dad’s sister would say “You are taking up the child’s oxygen”
5. Favourite lullaby was “Hymn to St Jude”
6. Favourite nursery rhyme, Sing a song of Six Pence.
7. Favourite books was Ginger Bread Man, loved the “run, run, as fast as you can, you can’t catch me, I’m the Gingerbread man”
8. I wished I was the GingerBread Man
9. My dad is Eurasian and my mum is Indian
10. When filling up fields in application form, I shade “others”
11. Sometimes I, too get confused. Who am I really?
12. I have a younger sister. Her name is Debbie (Dubai)
13. She irritates the living daylights outta me, but I still love that bum
14. She shares the same birthday as CFB
15. I have 2 golden retrievers, my babies
16. Sasha will be 3 next month and Miss Muffet 1 this month
17. We had Sasha for 4 days without my mum knowing.
18. My mum was away at that time. My dad and I sneaked her in.
19. My house used to be a farm, we had chickens, 2 rabbits, seawater & fresh water aquarium, hamsters and birds.
20. We gave the chickens away to some guy who cleaned our air-conditioner, we let the rabbits lose in the forest near the reservoir. All the fishes died. The hamsters escape down the washing machine pipe. My dad let the birds free.
21. The rabbits may have had their great grandchildren already
22. I’ve owned 4 dogs in the past 23years. Bobby, Gizmo and now, Sasha & Miss Muffet.
23. I have 12 cousins. I love all of them.
24. They are all under the Hoo Haa Haa protective scheme.
25. IP’s mother is my godmother, and my mother is IP’s godmother. Dubai & I share the same godmother.
26. I like to read. All sorts of books, especially vampires one
27. I love comic books, from Archie books to X-men
28. I love to play basketball
29. Was in my school basketball team
30. Those were the best years of my life
31. I love to sleep. Thats where I am safe most of the time
32. I like to dance and boy do I dance funny.
33. I must powder myself after every bath
34. I like to spill powder all over the floor
35. I do not like make up
36. I like watching people put on make up, its like watching them put rainbow colours on their face
37. I share my bedroom with my sister
38. I once woke Dubai up on Saturday and lied it was a school day. She had a bath and got all dressed. Only then did I tel her the truth
39. She did not talk to me the whole day after that
40. I dislocated Dubai’s arm once while playing when we were kids
41. I told Dubai that our parents found her in the forest and that she was the Fairy Princess’s child.
42. She just had to clarify it with the parents, I learnt never to lie to Dubai
43. I went to the same school as IP, CFB & OGB
44. OGB & I have been friends for 17 years
45. That is my sister’s age
46. I fell down the stairs and sprained my ankle over a cockroach
47. I hate those bastard creatures
48. JB and I have battled 1 puny cockroach at her house. We almost died before the damn thing did.
49. JB, IP and myself were stuck in our grandfathers toilet once screaming bloody murder cause we saw a cockroach
50. I was still peeing when we saw the damn cockroach
51. I used to talk to myself in the mirror when I was kid.
52. My front tooth is fake.
53. Chipped it when I was in a bicycle race with this boy Daniel. He knocked me off the bike.
54. JB, IP & LMM found the chipped tooth and handed it to me on a tissue paper
55. I believed in Santa Claus till I was 11.. My dad had to break to me gently
56. To think I fought with the other kids in school about Santa Claus
57. My directions are quite bad. I can get lost, if left alone in a shopping centre.
58. I get lost in the train stations. There are just too many lines. East-West, North-East…who knows what it all means
59. JB used to live in the same neighbourhood as me
60. Her neighbour was our malay tuition teacher.
61. Tuition started at 8.30am. I was always at JB’s house by 8am to wake her up and she will cook breakfast (bacon & eggs) And we went for tuition together at 9am instead.
62. Did I mention, our tuition teachers place was just next door
63. We farted alot at our tution teachers place. In fact the tuition teachers whole family farted alot. It had something to do with their air.
64. Fart with them and you are in with the family culture
65. I have tried to melt a bar of chocolate over the kitchen stove. It din turn out so good.
66. I used to hide sweets in pants when I was kid
67. I was terrified of the ironing lady who helped out in my grandmother’s house
68. IP & I always ran away from her, although she tried to bribe us with sweets
69. But she didn’t know I already had sweets down my pants, why would I want hers
70. I used to think I was a famous tennis player
71. I can’t hold a tennis racket for nuts
72. I still think I am tennis player, I am now moving to be a professional basketball player
73. I like it when the Gabbeth bunch are around me and they are all having their own conversations
74. I like to observe people and wonder what’s going on in their head.
75. I love car rides with the windows down and the music playing loudly
76. I dislike awkard silences
77. I am usually the first one to talk when there is an awkward silence
78. I love thinking up of hypothetical questions.
79. I like watching people think about the answers to the hypothetical questions
80. I need my freedom
81. I love to travel.
82. Most of the time I laugh at my own misfortunes and mistakes
83. I am still laughing a myself for still being in Mentally Dysfunctional Irritants of SingASongofSixPence
84. I like to make people laugh
85. I can be impulsive
86. Hate formality
87. Hate deskbound jobs
88. Love babies, everything about them.
89. Have a need to do several things at once
90. Get restless very fast
91. I like to Tag when I am restless
92. Can’t really tie my shoelaces properly
93. I have issues with my shoelaces. They don’t like me very much.
94. I have a driving licence but I cant drive above 40km/h. I tried and I get terrified.
95. I used to dream of flying and meeting funny looking creatures from the moon
96. I am still waiting for my funny looking creature to meet me
97. I look forward to waking up just to see my babies sleeping beside me and wagging their tails
98. I like playing the Sherman game.
99. I like sharing my peanut balls
100. I like chocolate. I like coffee. I like chocolate with coffee.
101. I am a Tag Addict. I am currently seeking professional help. Please don’t judge me
