Magical Tipsy Toes

The Ilama & The apple

Here’s the game. Choose five occupations from the list below and fill in the blanks. If I tag you, you’re supposed to answer in your own weblog. If you don’t want to, let me know so I can tag someone else… I was tagged by Mr cool guy Chrysalis

If I could be a scientist…
If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician…
If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter…
If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary…
If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect…
If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist…
If I could be a librarian…
If I could be an athlete…
If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an inn-keeper…
If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer…
If I could be a llama-rider…
If I could be a bonnie pirate…
If I could be an astronaut…
If I could be a world famous blogger…
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world…
If I could be married to any current famous political figure…

Here are my answers:

If I could be a scientist.. I would not have a problem in inventing a proper pesticide spray to get rid of them bloody cockroaches. Bloody bastard creatures.

If I could be a gardener.. my garden would have rainbow colored edible cotton-candy flowers, with apples and oranges, a chocolate filled pond and I would have a rabbit, Bobtop living in my garden with his friends Cupcakes, the pony and Shalla, the mole and they all live in the tree-house built on an apple tree.

If I could be an architect..I would build a place where people want to get-away, run away..a place where nobody knows your name…a place where you can take comfort in and escape from everything….a place like this…maybe.

If I could be a farmer..I would be having bacon and eggs everyday. And I know JB would wanna stay in the farm with me.. Plus, I’ll be the only farmer that has her own candy floss machine.

If I could be a Ilama-rider, I would be a Ilama-rider despatch and UPS would want me to work with them cause I’m fast and spiffy. And my Ilama would have special powers. And Oprah would want me on her show cause she thinks all Ilama-riders rocks!!

Thanks Chrys, I had fun doing this at work. And I tag OurGummyBear(OGB), Tabster, Chocolate-Fudge-Brownie (CFB) & Peppermint Patty (PP).

Ah DAMNIT!!! I’ve gotta wear a DRESS!!! A fricking grey dress and a fricking BRIGHT RED Jacket!!!!!!!!! Me, Sharkbait!!! IN A BLOODY DRESS!!!! Ah shit…Fuck!!! A dress….OH MY GOD!!!! A Bloody dress!!! I’ve not worn a dress in like 7 bloody years…whoaa..thats long…but still a dress…4 June 2005, Sharkbait will be wearing a dress!!!! Oh god help me!!! I’m gonna look like a fricking prat!!!

I need a plan, a strategy!!! I need to get out of this….I’m serious…this is a diaster!!! This calls for backup..Somebody, ANYBODY!!!

Help PLEASE!!! Bollocks!!

(Do not even think of laughing guys..This is some serious shit!! Sharkbait in a dress?? Gonegis la like that)

Its being sick that makes you feel like fuck. Makes you think too much. Even in your sleep you can’t let it all go.

“Please don’t ask me
What i’m gonna say to you
I toss and turn
Can’t sleep at night
It’s worrying me, I go to bed”

I just don’t wanna get out of bed. But I have too. But I’m afraid of what will happen when I do.

“I know the truth awaits me
But still I hesitate
because of fear”

On the way to work today. I realized I couldn’t do it. I just couldn’t go in to work today. I felt scared. I’m not sure why…worried…things have changed. Things are different now…

“Show me the magic
I must’ve lost it somewhere
In My dreams, so far away
I turned around, everythings changing but me”

Maybe I just need to meet them. Then everything will be ok. All will be fine. This would all be just a nightmare..and I can forget everything. I miss them.

“If the land of make believe
Is inside your heart it will never leave
There’s a golden gate where the fairies all wait
And dancing moons, for you”

And I just had to go make that call…why did I go do that for?? It was the damn medicine..I swear…makes you all nuts and stoopid and confused…blast those fricking pills.

“How many times has this gone on?
Call ’cause it’s just been too long
Say it’s good to hear it’s going fine
Check that you’re still featured in my mind”

I need to stop…to stop thinking about all this and let it be…and yet…

“Staring at the wall because you know it understands
And boy you wonder about everything that could have been
It’s getting later all the time but you’re still wide awake
And boy you wonder, if you’ll ever sleep again”

Him = Hate, anger, Hate, sad, disgust, irritated

You = Miss, love, sad, want, need, hurt. A lot.

“See the pain and beauty all around
See it try so hard to take me down
Hold me up into the sun and watch me burn and watch me heal
How I Need someone to know that I feel faded today”