Magical Tipsy Toes

1015hours

Pouty: “OH MY GOD!!!”

Sharkbait: “What happen? What’s going on?” (panicking)

Pouty: “Something terrible has happen, Sharkbait, how??

Sharkbait: “Quickly tell me man!!!! What is it?”

Pouty: “I put on so much weight!”

Sharkbait: “Eh??!!”

Pouty: “Yaaa….I put on weight on my nose”

Sharbait: “WHAT???!!”

Pouty: “Yaaaa…can you seee…the tip of my nose is sooo much rounder”

Sharkbait: “Please tell me you’re kidding”

Pouty: “Nooo….Look at it Sharkbait….touch my nose…its sooo fat.”

Sharkbait: (raises her hand to the ceiling) “Why?? Why me??!!!!”

1235hours

Pouty: “I don’t think I’m going for lunch”

Sharkbait: “Ok”

Pouty: “I really don’t think I should go”

Sharkbait: “Ok then….”

Pouty: “You think I should go?”

Sharkbait: “Huh?? You hungry or not?”

Pouty: “I dunno..I don’t think I should eat”

Sharkbait: “Ok, but why?”

Pouty: “Because if I don’t eat….I will be able to reach enlightenment”

Sharkbait: “What the fuck…ok babe…I’m going kick myself for asking, but explain enlightenment”

Pouty: “Aiya…enlightenment la…you know…where I’m a whole lot lighter than my usual weight”

Sharkbait: “Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer…I never learn”

Pouty: “Huhhh?? You want to learn about enlightenment?”

*This is TheClaw, Sharkbait has gone to help Pouty throw herself away.

I feel it in my fingers,
I feel it in my toes,
Christmas is all around me,
and so the feeling grows

It’s written in the wind,
It’s everywhere I go,
So if you really love Christmas,
C’mon and let it snow

You gave your presents to me
And I gave mine to you
I need Santa beside me
In everything I do

(Thank you OGB, you rock)

You know I love Christmas
I always will
My mind’s made up
The way that I feel
There’s no beginning
There’ll be no end
Cuz on Christmas,
You can depend

Cuz on Christmas,
You can depend

It’s written on the wind
It’s everywhere I go
So if you really love me
C’mon and let it show
C’mon and let it show
So if you really love
C’mon and let it
If you really love me
C’mon and let it
Now if you really love me
C’mon and let it show