Magical Tipsy Toes

It was suppose to be a quiet morning….Sharkbait geared up to clear her workload….with a cup of coffee in hand.

Pouty: “SHARKBAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, YOU’RE HERE!!!!!!!” (grabs hold of Sharkbait’s arm and shakes it violently)

Sharkbait: “WHAT! COFFEE, CHILL, HOLDONWHATWHATTHEHELL……Ah fucking shit…now my shoes have coffee”

Pouty: “Do you know it’s the 15th today???!!!! Oh..you spilled some coffee on yourself”

Sharkbait: “NO!! You don’t say!!!! Really?!

Pouty: “Yes it is!!!! The 15th!! Oh my gosh..you know what this means??!!

Sharkbait: “Yes, I believe I do. You are going to get me another cup of coffee”

Pouty: “Haha…you’re funny Sharkbait, but No….its more serious than that!!”

Sharkbait knew it was a trap. Pouty had set a trap for Sharkbait.

Sharkbait: “Why….why is it serious?”

Pouty: “It’s the 15th, its scary…..end of the year is almost near…It’s like end of the world you know.”

Sharkbait: “Run. Run Now. And real fast too”

Pouty: “Run where? Huh? Imagine ah…yesterday was only the 14th….today…15th….scary…the 15th!!!!!!”

Sharkbait: “No really….Run as fast as you can Pouty….away from me. I’ll give you a 5min head start.”

Pouty: “You’re so funny…sometimes I have no idea what you’re saying….I think your coffee is cold already leh

And so it continues….Sharkbait in her corner sharpening her knives (ok ok..I meant pencils) while Pouty worries that 16th is tomorrow.

*Note: And no…Pouty did not reach enlightenment that day. She decided she’ll obtain enlightenment another day when her ears droop.