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Archive for February, 2006

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Posted in Miscellaneous on February 23rd, 2006

It’s one of those days. I’m having one of them days.

Jjust when you think the sun is going to shine down on you and you think its ok you can handle whatever comes your way.

Bullfuckingshit!

It starts to rain shit all over you, even then you try to maintain some kind of optimistic attitude. Then it starts to rain piss too. So you go stand in the middle of the road with shit and piss still raining on you, waiting and hoping that a car will knock you down. But you see, that’s where it’s bound to fuck up. Because you wait and hope. So instead of a car, you see an angry dog starting to chase you. You start running away from it. But the angry dog eventually gets you and starts to attack. Then far ahead you see a car. And you think, just maybe, just fucking maybe, help has arrived. The car whizzes by. It stops right beside you scaring the dog away and then you think, whew…I’m saved. Nope, the driver winds down the window, leans out and spits on you. So you try to lie down on the road, willing yourself to be taken away somehow. But instead you realize you’re knee deep in shit and there’s no way you are allowed to crumble and cry when that’s exactly what you want to do.

I knew I shouldn’t have missed the prozac dosage.

Alarm a Llama

Posted in Miscellaneous on February 22nd, 2006
This is serious. I cannot stop laughing. This song is in my head. And then when I sing the song, I start laughing. Come on guys…sing it with me. Check the video and sing along!
The Llama Song - Burton Earny

Here’s a llama,
There’s a llama,
And another little llama,
Fuzzy llama, funny llama,
Llama llama duck.

Llama llama cheesecake llama,
Tablet brick potato llama,
Llama llama mushroom llama,
Llama llama duck.

I was once a treehouse,
I lived in a cake,
But I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake.
I was only three years dead,
But it told a tale,
And now, listen little child to the safety rail.

Did you ever see a llama
Kiss a llama on the llama
Llama’s llama,
Tastes of llama,
Llama llama duck.

Half a llama,
Twice the llama,
Not a llama,
Farmer llama,
Llama in a car,
Alarm a llama
Llama duck.

Is that how it’s told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
Doorknob ankle cold.
Now my song is getting thin,
I’ve run out of luck.
Time for me to retire now and become a duck.

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Posted in Miscellaneous on February 22nd, 2006

Lady Monileigh has shared some enlightenment : “Four bloggers I tag” (most beautiful words I’ve heard since yesterday)

Four jobs I have had:

Accounts (who can forget Billy from Logistics), drama crew, student services (remember the guy who stole all the test tubes) marketing (adventures of Pouty began)

Four Movies I could watch over and over:

Top gun, Pretty Woman, Serendipity (thanks to CFB), Superman

Four Places I have lived:

Hooper, Kent, Casuarina and I forget.

Four TV shows I would watch if I had a tv…

Smallville, CSI, ER, Perfect Strangers

Four vacations places I have been:

Malaysia, India, Thailand and New York

Four Websites I visit daily:

Smallvilleph.com, kryptonite.com and all the visits to other blogs.

Four fave Foods:

M&Ms, mum’s chilli pork chops, Gupta CFB’s cooking and her mum’s cooking

Four places I’d rather be right now:

In a boat at a park, in bed, white water rafting in Bora Bora and anywhere with you

Four bloggers I tag…. (I love this part)

ColorfulShoes, Chrysalis, StaticBrain, CFB