Magical Tipsy Toes

This is a story about a girl I work with, ColourfulShoes.She sits beside me with a grey partition separating us. She has six friends sitting on that partition. They are her friendly toys. She won’t allow me touch them or move them around. But sometimes I do…she just doesn’t know. I’ve secret names for each of her six toy friends.

Everybody thinks ColourfulShoes is a neat person. She has her work table in order. And she always makes fun of my messy table. But…alas, I have found out the truth. Remember that episode in Friends, the one with Monica’s secret messy cupboard that she hid away from the world? Well….ColourfulShoes has one too.. Her drawer: Please see Exhibit A below.

Exhibit A

Sometimes she hides my m&ms from me, she even wears m&ms on her sweater pretending they are some sort of new design! Sometimes, when she has too much coffee, she likes to stand on her chair and swirl around. Then when she’s bored in the toilet, she does designing with toilet paper taking her time when she’s suppose to have lunch with me….Please see below Exhibit B.

Exhibit B

Remember the sad little elephant bugger she tried to draw? If you’ve forgotten, no worries…I’ve put it up in Exhibit C.

Exhibit C

But alas….you see, DesignerKim (her best friend) realized ColourfulShoes has no drawing talent…and drew this for her. So that ColourfulShoes can pretend that she drew it herself. I mean seriously…compare Exhibit C and Exhibit D (as shown below) carefully.

Exhibit D

It’s even funnier when I put the two pictures side by side.