Art of Taichipotsinmypants
When one is about to lose one’s patience and sanity…always count to 10 and let it go…
Pouty: “I watched Exorcism of Emily Rose, my gosh!!! It was scary….”
Sharkbait: “Ya..it was alittle…”
Pouty: “I was so scared..I couldn’t even take the lift when I went home”
Sharkbait: “Lift? There was no scene with a lift…”
1
Pouty: “Yes, there was…with this girl and her hair all over her face”
2…3…
Sharkbait: “huh? No la babe…” (slightly befuddled)
Pouty: “There was…its even on the front cover of the DVD.”
4…….4….
Sharkbait: “Huh? Exorcism of Emily Rose is only out in theaters!! Not DVD yet”
Pouty: “Ha.Ha.Ha…I’m not talking about that movie..I meant the movie “Infection†”
5..6..7…
Sharkbait: “Huh…but didn’t you just say…You…never mind.” (wind of tiredness sweeps in)
Pouty: “Did you think “Infection†was scary”
5…6…7…8…
Sharkbait: “Erm..no not really.”
Pouty: “So maybe I shouldn’t watch it.”
8…8…8…8…8…9……..help me please. Must. Learn. Control. Self. Control.
Sharkbait: “But I thought you watched it..and you were scared”
Pouty: “No la..my friend told me about the lift scene…so ya la…Both Emily & Infection look the same eh.”
When one is about to lose one’s patience and sanity…always count to 10 and let it go… and walk away from the scene of crime.
I swear I didn’t do anything to her chair when she wasn’t looking. Really!!!
Posted by:sharkbait
Patience is what I’m TRYING to have this morning with blogdrive!! And counting to 10 is not working!! I’m working my way to 50 … and may keep going.
p.s. What happened to your tag board???
p.s.s. Good morning!
MUST … CONTROL … FIST … OF … DEATH!
Oh, the adventures of Sharkbait! Loverly …
don’t lie sharkbait, i know you…you shat on her chair right? I know… you pulled down your pants, squatted on the chair and shat right?! haha!!! That was so gross.
Omigosh, that is so–o-o-o scary! I won’t be able to get on a lift now after reading this! What if this person is on it! What’s a lift?
Count to ten, do it again!