Magical Tipsy Toes

Ok, so maybe this everyday thing is tricky. Looks like whatever it is, I just need to complete these damn things within 30 days. If not, well, I’ll be very upset.

So I missed out Friday. Way too busy at work and then now I’m hooked onto Bones. Bastard. But I must say all these latest TV series are fricking awesome.

So Saturday, 11 November was thing No. 4. Vegetable day. I absolutely hate my vegetables. So it was even worse when Father Sharkbait made chili pork chops and all I could eat was a couple of carrots. I could have lied and told everyone I ate vegetables, but secretly eat chilli pork chops, but then CFB and PP will give me this look and I will feel compelled to tell them the truth and the list would have been for nothing. And so, even though the chicken and mutton byrani that Best Buds were eating looked mouth-watering tasty. I had to resist the temptation. The whole time I had to chant “Think vegetables”. Be vegetables. You are a carrot. You are cool as a cucumber. No meat. Veggies are the best. Be a veggie. Love your veggie! Lucky thing I spared Best Buds the chant. They would have turned violent if I kept repeating it out loud.

At the stroke of mid-night, 12 November, I had a mad ass craving for meat. Just meat. So, OGB, CFB and I ended up at Macs. I love cheeseburgers. Cheeseburgers rock my world. Father Sharkbait found it weird that all I was having for lunch was a half a chicken. Okay, so I would have taken photos of all these lovely foods, but unfortunately, I was always halfway thru my food when I remembered. Bastard.

1. No initiation of communication to anyone. 081106

2. See how many mentos I can put in my mouth while drinking 7 up.

3. Eat at the French stall.

4. Be vegetarian for 1 day. (No fish, no meat, no eggs, no rice.) JUST VEGETABLES! 111106

5. Be carnivorous for 1 day. JUST MEAT! 121106

6. Wear make up for one day. The works as CFB, PP and WAP call it.

7. Break 5 laws in a day
- smoke at bus stop
- steal a sign
- litter
- spit in public
- take my dog for a walk and don’t throw away the poop

8. Get a wax (I’m still thinking about this though)

9. Go to a Lan shop. Create a World of War Craft character. Name it and play online for ½ hours and then discuss it at length with Best Buds

10. Touch up my tattoo

11. Eat fish sperms or is it eggs (I need to find this one out properly)

12. Taste my own piss 091106

13. Talk to a random stranger. Find out his/her name, age and what they do for a living.

14. Cook my own meal

15. Highlight my hair blue

16. Dig up earthworms, bottle them up, name them and give them to Best Buds

17. Walk down the street in Bermudas, t-shirt, socks and sandals!

18. Ride a bicycle thru a drive-thru MacDonalds

19. Go kite flying

20. Go hot air ballooning

21. Carry a birthday sandwich board and walk down the street

22. Sing a song in public

23. Watch the Singapore Slingers basketball team play – this has been postponed to the 13th December instead.

24. Drink absinthe

25. Have a slumber party where everyone has to wear pyjamas and I wear long johns

*Still missing 5 more….

It was rather chilly today. I thought I’d complete my task at home. But then something came over me while in office.

So I did it.

It was a disgusting thought at first. I thought maybe from a cup instead. But CFB said just a taste and that’s it.

1) I must no initiate any sort of communication for the whole day. I am not
allowed to call anybody, sms, email, blog, visit people’s blog (because I can communicate thru tagging!) I am only allowed to talk when someone talks to me first…or message me.

2) See how many mentos I can put in my mouth while drinking 7 up.

3) Eat at the French stall.

4) Be vegetarian for 1 day. (No fish, no meat, no eggs, no rice.) JUST VEGETABLES!

5) Be carnivorous for 1 day. JUST MEAT!

6) Wear make up for one day. The works as CFB, PP and WAP call it.

7) Break 5 laws in a day
- smoke at bus stop
- steal a street sign
- litter
- spit in public
- take my dog for a walk and don’t throw away the poop
Get a wax (I’m still thinking about this though)

9) Go to a Lan shop. Create a World of War Craft character. Name it and play online for ½ hours and then discuss it at length with Best Buds

10) Touch up my tattoo

11) Eat fish sperms or is it eggs (I need to find this one out properly)

12) Taste my own piss

13) Talk to a random stranger. Find out his/her name, age and what they do for a living.

14) Cook my own meal

15) Highlight my hair blue

16) Dig up earthworms, bottle them up, name them and give them to Best Buds

17) Walk down the street in Bermudas, t-shirt, socks and sandals!

18) Ride a bicycle thru a drive-thru MacDonalds

19) Go kite flying

20) Go hot air ballooning

21) Carry a birthday sandwich board and walk down the street

22) Sing a song in public