Magical Tipsy Toes

I will not tag anyone. I will not tag anyone. I will not tag anyone. I will not tag anyone. I will not tag anyone. I will not tag anyone.

I will try not to tag anyone. I will try not to tag anyone. I will try not to tag anyone. I will try not to tag anyone. i will try not to tag anyone.

Orders must be followed. That’s why they are called orders. Therefore I shall be following them
And so I did…..

What is your earliest memory?
My mum bundling me up in a blanket and bringing me to my grandmother’s house because she was working the morning shift that started at 5.30am.

Nicest memory of your mother?
Rushing down from work immediately and carrying a bagful of plasters and gauze because she thought I had fallen down pretty badly in school during a game and there was a lot of blood. But there was no blood. My kneecap just got banged out of place.

Nicest memory of your father?
Watching him hold my mum’s hand during mass.

Nicest memory of your sister?
I was cycling at around my neighbourhood and rammed my bike into a car. She ran all the way home to get some plasters but she couldn’t find any so she took the bed sheet instead.

Saddest memory of your mother?
Getting hurt and crying because she’s accepted it.

Saddest memory of your father?
Phone conversation.

Saddest memory of your sister?
Calling me and asking me to get home quick because it had gotten bad.

Angriest memory of your mother?
When she made my knees worse

Angriest memory of your father?
Christmas 1998 – when he raised his hand

Angriest memory of your sister?
I was studying for my final paper and she looked at me and said “I wish you falied” in anger. I mean what if it came thru?!!

Most embarrassing memory?
Playing inter-class basketball and falling down right in front of this girl I liked

Small things that make you smile?
Silly messages. M&Ms. Watching you when you’re with him. Sasha snuggling up against Muffet

Proudest moments?
Graduating

Strengths?
Making people laugh.

Weaknesses?
Rash. Stubborn. Quick tempered. Pie. Dealing with my own emotions

Your idea of a perfect day?
Waking up without being shouted at. Having some pancakes/waffles (I’m not fussy) for breakfast. An afternoon swim and lazing by the pool with a book. And then a nice spiffy dinner with them.

Painful school/childhood memory?
There was this lady at my grandmother’s place. She was the ironing lady, well that’s we called her. She would use sweets to try and get me down from the stairs. And come on, I was young. Sweets rock. But before I could even get to her, she smiled evilly and threatened to burn me with the iron. I ran up the stairs, slipped and roll down the flight of stairs. Come to think of it…that lady was like the witch from Witches. Bloody bitch.

Age of first alcoholic drink?
I was 9. It was Christmas party. My uncle said beer was good. And it was.

Age when you were first drunk?
My 18th birthday at Zouk. I drank way too much and got so hammered. OGB & PP had to send me home. My dad woke up and I pretended I was real spiffy and sobered, or at least I tried. But he went back to bed and I went to shower and I realized that I was bathing with my clothes on. Debbie woke up to my laughter and she had to help me out. Didn’t help that she’s quite giggly too when it comes to these kind of situations.

Memory of mother/father drunk?
I have never seen them drunk. Although my dad was slightly tipsy on my 21st birthday that he was dancing in the kitchen with my mum.

Once again I’ve been tagged. How cool is that? Tagged by the beautiful Cari and just in time too…was facing a blog block. I will try not to tag people…I said try!!

If you could grant one wish to someone what would it be and why?

Plane ticket and money to take her far away.

How much cash do you currently have on hand (not in the bank!)?

Right…. I have $0.25 in my wallet.

How much (per gallon) did you pay for gasoline the last time you stopped?

About $10.00 or so…

What is the most unusual food you have ever eaten?

Well, Dubai made this strange sandwich….she put pepper ham and salami on bread with butter and then sprinkled bacon bits with honey mustard. Unusual indeed but it fucking rocked!!!!

Have you ever done anything with integrity even though you knew no one else would know?

Like secret stuff eh….yep.

What are you currently wearing?

Shorts and t-shirt and socks. It’s cold!!!

What is the best thing you’ve done this summer?

I’ve got nothing.

How many countries have you visited? (Which ones?)

4 – Malaysia, Thailand, India and USA

The phone rang sometime earlier… who was the last person to call?

Lady Peppermint Patty

Who do you think serves the best cheeseburger in the world?

MacDonalds

When is the last time you took a bubble bath?

January 27th at the Hyatt.

What is the biggest lie you ever told and what was your reason for telling that lie?

I lied to my parents about smoking. Came out with this whole “why would I? I know it’s bad.” Reason for lying? Father & Mother Sharkbait might go way loco if they ever knew the truth.

What specific song/musician/group, etc. has touched your life at one time or another? Please elaborate.

You & Me by Lifehouse. Reminds me of a beautiful far away and….

If you could bring one person back from the dead and spend one day with them, who would it be and why?

My maternal grandmother. Just because….

What do you think makes someone a “good” person?

When she almost burst out into tears when they see a small boy selling VCDs on the streets.
When a middle of the night sms was sent to see if every thing was alright.
When he refuses to think that anybody would be so mean.
When she comes down with a ‘Get Well’ card for someone who is ill and stuck at home.

Describe one thing in your life that was totally unexpected and how it changed you.

Unexpected phone call - changed the way I think and see things.

What is a decision you made on a quick judgement that you regretted?

Quick judgement was based on quick temper therefore resulting in hurting someone.

What is the biggest lie that someone has ever told you and how did you react upon finding it out?

Lied about the matters of heart. I pretended I wasn’t hurt.

What has been the happiest memory in your life to date?

Wow…the latest would have to be on 10th Setember.

What is something that every people realize about you?

I like socks.

When was the last time you romantically kissed someone, and who was it?

I forget. Been too long.

What’s one thing you REALLY want for Christmas this year?

To join the Best Buds at Christmas Eve mass.
Growing up, what pets did you have as a child, and what were their names?

Dog - Bobby
Fish - Goldie
Parrot - Sir TalkieBokie
Rabbit - EyePatch

When was the last time you experienced synchronicity in your life?

Two months ago. Like whooaaaa dude!!!

What was the last thing you ate?

Ice-cream.

Do you have any plans for the next hour? How about the next week? Or perhaps even the next month?

Next hour - Try get some sleep.
Next week - Yes
Next month - Yes

What’s the last thing that made you smile?

My little babies…Sasha and Muffet. They were fighting for the pillow.

What’s the last book you read? What was it about? Would you recommend it to anyone else?

By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept by Paul Coelho.
Awesome, awesome book. About the secrets of love and spiritual finding. Yes I would. (Will pass it back to you CFB. Sorry took so long)

So I said I will TRY and not to tag anybody…..but come on…if not then why is it called a tag eh??

Sooo….LMM, CFB and Officer Sokstersky (thanks for helping me find my socks!!) You guys have been tagged!!!!

I got tagged. Yippeee yah yay!!!!!! Cari…you’re spiffy. She couldn’t help but tag me..Told ya taggaritis is contagius…But whooohoopppeee!!!!!!!

1. What made you smile today?
Reading an sms

2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
Trying to wrap my shoulder

3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Talking to Sasha and Muffet, explaining that toilets are NOT where dogs sleep!

4. Something that happened to you in 1986?
I was 5. I took my mother’s lipstick drew on her uniform

5. Your prom night?
Left home in a dress. Changed in the car. Danced like a fool. Laughed way too much. Heart in a world of its own. Came home in pants and shirt.

6. Last thing you said aloud?
“I think I should read my book later.”

7. Last thing someone else said aloud?
“Kel..is that you?”

8. Worst thing currently on television?
TV not switched on…heh

9. What was in the mail today?
“Dick enlarger….do you feel you need to re-think and re-size??” Awww..come on stupid shit junk mail!! Bastard.

10. How many different beverages have you drank today.
Two. Coke. Water.

11. What is your favorite part of the day?
Starts from 1730 hours onwards….winding down with colleagues in office and then….

12. Your current To-do list?
Video for Oprah (unfortunately, due to recent events…Best Buds aren’t in the mood)

13. Where is/are your best friend(s) right now?
Asleep. Watching E channel or Dr 90210. Talking to Jerome, wondering how its come down to this. On the way home from buying the “in-laws” dinner.

14. What color is your toothbrush?
Purple.

15. What is out your back door?
A little garden of household chores. i.e clothes.

16. Any plans for Friday night?
Yep. But I have a feeling it’ll change.

17. Least favorite place to shop?
Theka market

18. Last thing you bought?
Coke.

19. Last gift you received?
A secret invitation to watch Superman Returns at the Omni Max Theater.

20. Funniest thing you heard all day?
“I think “The One” could be a horse or a dog. But birds? No la. Like who wants a bird as “The One…like mice, rat all…but a horse and a dog maybe.”

21. Favorite mug?
The elephant with a little ladybug on it’s back.

22. What color is your front door?
Black

Spill Your Guts:

1. First thing you did this morning?
Played with the dogs

2. Last thing you ate?
Bread with fried egg

3. Is your cell phone a piece of crap?
No way. NO!! Why?? Why would you say such a thing??!!

4. What’s something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks?
Planning what’s to come in the next 6 weeks.

5. What’s annoying you right now?
The shoulder.

6. Do you believe in long-distance relationships?
Nope.

7. Is there a person who’s on your mind right now?
Yep.

8. Who is the last person you called?
LMM

9. Do you look like your mom or dad?
Both I think.

10. Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
haha..nope.

11. Do you wish on stars?
Yep. Every night.

12. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
Nah…my shoe laces are always untied.

13. What is the most disgusting food you’ve ever eaten?
Durian cake. They lied to me. They told me it was ice-cream cake!

14. Would you kill someone?
No…

15. When did you last cry?
Two nights ago. It was because of this stupid dream I was having. Woke up disorientated.

16. Are you a friendly person?
Yep

17. Are you keeping a secret from the world?
Yep

18. Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine

19. What is the color of your bedsheets?
Yellow

20. What were you doing at 9 pm last night?
Walking below a block using a different route….Tricky.

Dear CFB, ColourfulShoes, and LMM

I could not help it. You need to do it.
Because when tag becomes it.
You’re definitely it..
Especially when Sharkbait has a say in it.
So go ahead how…
do the tag, or as they call it a meme..is it?
Drink up some coconut water and get started.