crikey!!!
Ah DAMNIT!!! I’ve gotta wear a DRESS!!! A fricking grey dress and a fricking BRIGHT RED Jacket!!!!!!!!! Me, Sharkbait!!! IN A BLOODY DRESS!!!! Ah shit…Fuck!!! A dress….OH MY GOD!!!! A Bloody dress!!! I’ve not worn a dress in like 7 bloody years…whoaa..thats long…but still a dress…4 June 2005, Sharkbait will be wearing a dress!!!! Oh god help me!!! I’m gonna look like a fricking prat!!!
I need a plan, a strategy!!! I need to get out of this….I’m serious…this is a diaster!!! This calls for backup..Somebody, ANYBODY!!!
Help PLEASE!!! Bollocks!!
(Do not even think of laughing guys..This is some serious shit!! Sharkbait in a dress?? Gonegis la like that)
Posted by:sharkbait
ah-haha. Say you’ve got this weird thing and you can’t wear dresses or all your hair will fall off.
I’m not laughing! This IS serious. June 4 is right around the corner!
Is there such thing as grey-dress-red-jacket allergy? What’s a “prat”?
Oh, Sharkbait, I’m sure you’ll look fabulous in that outfit. Hey, it’s only fair that if guys like me are forced to to wear that ridiculous suit and tie, that every once in a while you have to wear a grey dress and red jacket! It’s the universe making all things right again … or something like that …
Tell them that you have an allergy to dresses, they make you faint….and speak outloud when inappropriate…sorta like torrets…but worse.
OH MY GAWD… & here i thought that i would see you in a dress in 2007
HHHmmmmm red jacket? babe is this a company thingy?
Oh my gawd, oh my gawd oh my gawd
PP
Can I take photos and blackmail you? Please????
Pretty please with a cherry on the top.
You can eat the cherry if you want.
LMM - Right..all my hair will drop if I were to wear a dress…i knew it!!! you can see my balding spot!!
AbbyNormal - hhmmm…allergy! like a sneezing allergy kinda thing right? you think that’ll work? I might just give it a try..
Chrysalis - Aww come on..least you guys can wear nice suits and ties and look all spiffy!!
UrbanGypsy - ohhh that’s a good one..haha…in fact if im forced to wear the damn dress I might shout out every 3mins..hehe
PP - ya, its a company thing…damnit!! I cant take leave or mc to escape..and 2007 gives me exactly a year and half to prepare to look like a twat!
CFB - I will not be telling you guys where its gonna be held…but you say cherries..hmm…what kindsof cherries..chocolate coated??