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Email Subject: Hello Darlings…(When in Rome, so what the Romans do)

Dear Gals,

How are you all, and the sayang girls….?

Better make sure that they eat well.. and they are not thinnnnnnn….The weather here is very, very cold even during the afternoons, even when the sun is up.

The house walls and wooden fence areas are cold to touch. Ops..ops..ops..

The house have all got heaters all over.. Even in the toilets.. Cold kex…kex gets hard fast because of the weather….

Mummy is all the time covered up not like me, the Feather who likes the cold. (You believe him, lah – this is mummy by the way)

Every where you can see many types of plant and colored flowers….the whole of London town.
(This reminds me of my plants at home, water them and make sure there are fruits)

We travelled via the Bristish MRT, Singapore beats their standard. The London double-decker open-top for a tour of London town… it was fun.

Ohh… daddy’s wish came true. He had to pose with the Bollywood beauty…. Ms Rai. Here we saw the beauty and the beast.

Aunty Sheela posed with lady Diana. Here again we saw the beast posing with the beauty.

The two clever people.. of course Jaro and I (your mother) are keeping money for shopping. Yeah, yeah.. we heard you… will buy the rainbow colours.

Today we will be leaving for Lourdes for 2 days, and 3 days in Paris after which we will be leaving for Switzerland and may be to Germany.
Then it will be back London for the rest of the stay….. We may also plan to go to Scotland for 3 days.

So, please take care of yourselves, the dogs and the house. Remember all the rules…(please see rules attached below) and not to come back late.

Love you both tremendously,

dad and mum.

The Rules

1) Do not come home late. We will know if you come home late. We have our ways.
2) Make sure you feed the dogs properly and clean them. We will know if you don’t do it cause when we
come home we will ask them.
3) Make sure you wash the clothes. Even if it’s just a small load. We will know, we have our ways.
4) Do not break any glass in the house, we counted them.
5) Do not touch the wine chiller. I counted and tagged all the bottles of wine. I would know it’s missing.
6) Debbie, make sure you iron your uniform properly.
7) Kelly, remember to put back the ironing board. 8) If it rains, look for the zink and see that it is covering our house.
9) Fold all clothes.
10) How to make the dogs kex (shit)? You know how? Remember what I told you do Kel, that day in the
morning.
11) Check the letter box.
12) If there are no letters, ask the postman why
13) Water my flowers.
14) I will know if you do not water them properly, they will be dried up.
15) I have gathered all our plants together for easy watering.
16) Make your beds everyday.
17) Debbie, make sure Kelly sleeps early and Kelly make sure Debbie is in bed early every night
18) Water my plants everyday.
19) Do not have any parties.
20) If you’re having a party, make sure that there is enough food for them.
21) We have extras in the freezer.
22) Throw out the rubbish everyday.
23) Make sure you eat everyday.
24) Do not be naughty.
25) Debbie, listen to your sister.
26) Kelly, be nice to Debbie and help her study.
27) Make sure you check the temperature of my wine chiller
28) I made a checklist of the things you need to check…it’s somewhere in my room.
29) Go to church every Sunday, we will call the priest and check with him
30) Be good and clean up after the party please.

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5 Responses to “Email Subject: Hello Darlings…(When in Rome, so what the Romans do)”

  1. Lisa Says:

    kelly is a manja queen.

  2. LMM Says:

    Okay, i know you’re trigger mad hatter happy that they’re away, but i miss them lah. After talking to your mom that day especially. Keeping them in my prayers everyday and will come visit you and the derb-bee soon. :) Love you both *HUGS*

  3. abbynormal Says:

    Your mom called. She wanted to make sure you thawed the food for the party we’re not having.

    p.s. make the bed.

  4. Static Brain Says:

    Can I come to the party we’re not having? Sounds like fun. Oh and I want to hear more about the heaters in the toilets. How does that work? Isn’t your mother afraid to pee on an electrical item? Wouldn’t that be shocking?

  5. Anonymous Says:

    please serve enuff ikan bilis fried rice with the extras in the freezer…that was hilarious kelleh!

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