I don’t want baby back riiibs. I want chicken small ass riibs… :)
Hello…..haven’t written for a while..cause been busy doing shit but it’s all a secret. So SHHHHH!!! Cannot tell anyone. I will only tell on FRIDAY! FRIDAY YOU HEAR?! FRIDAY!
SO, what’s been happening? OOOOO! I know what’s been happening, Resh delivered a baby girl on the SEVENTH of December. So we’re practically related now. Whoopdeedoo.
ANYWAY, I played polar bear for the first time in 23 years on Saturday, and it was WOOHOO fun. Everyone all guessing, no one knew I was polar bear, except my stupid cousin who just wanted me out of the fricking game. Everything also kelly kelly. So what, now I can’t be the fricking polar bear is it? Just because I didn’t like your stupid I can be your polar bear, you can be my koala bear song, I can’t be the fricking polar bear is it? I WILL BE THE FRICKING POLAR BEAR IF I WANT TO! So you can kindly shove your polar bear’s head up the koala bear’s arse and form a circle. HAHA! Jean teach this nonsense, so don’t blame me for having all these warped ideas in my head. 
so im in office now and everyone is all so panicky cause some other audit is going on!! actually i know why they so panicky…we had this lab technician guy..he handles all the lab stuff and chemicals..then the past 2 days, he suddenly dissapeared with all the testubes, yep ALL the TESTUBES!!!! he is from India, so i think he went back to india..though he did call office to say he was ill…so boss called to check if he was ok..but could not get thru..so he’s gone with the wind..smart fella i tell you…. but why do you think he wld have taken them testubes? i mean he cld have taken other stuff…other major suff….but nooo…testfreakingtubes! what wld he do with them….lets see: -
1) bring them to back to his hometown to see if he can grow plants in them
2) put todi in it and drink it with his buddies, like testubes shots??
3) maybe he wants to culture his own germs
4) try and see if he can make a testube baby
5) put spice in the each testube and give it to his mother as a present
6) maybe, just maybe, he thought they were really thin wine glasses
7) he wanted a straw holder for his new coconut shop
like how in a certain shopping, they lurve fasterners..so he wants to start a new revelation
with testubes…Testube dinners? testube bags?
only here, in this place will find ppl who run away from work and in the process…they steal testubes!!!!!!!!! ONLY HERE!!!! and im working here!! how like tat??? i think i am the only one who thinks this is funny…everyone here looks so solemn.. the DEATH OF THE TESTUBES!!! so ppl we gotta close down the lab!!!! immediate investigation is needed….here is the rundown ppl
Nita (Codename - Jamaicanbaity) :
You are in charge of the photographing the crime scene and you will report all details to SHARKBAIT HOO HAA HAA!!
Sup (Codename - Isebeau) :
You are in charge of Fingerprinting & searching for Alien activity. Dail updates to Sharky.
Lav (Codename - CFB) :
We need you to interview people if they saw anything suspicious the night before. You might want to head down to some clubs to check out if these testubes are being used as testube shots. Also, if the club is happening, signal the flare, we will join you. Please leave the hair as it is.
Deb (Codename - Dubai) :
Since you just came back from India, we will be sending you to India again. Your first contact is Mr Johnny, he is a camel. Speak the camel language, he will be your guide to follow the testube trail.
Dawn (Codename - Peppy Patty) :
Since you have been all mysterious lately, you will infiltrate the foreign service and have your ground to your ear. Flirting is permitted, if there is more than 1 hunk whom you suspect, call CFB & WAP, they will assist in the pat down.
Mike (Codename - WAP) :
This is serious. Do not use flamable hair gel. We need you. You will head down to ****** and handle the germwarfare. Should you need help, we will be giving you the CSQ blabber mouth shotgun.
Gail (Codename - IndianPrincess) :
You shall be our image lawyer, we need you to type out press releases in Hindi and talk to the Anjali, Rohit, Raj. They might know smth we don’t.
Jean (Codename - LMM) :
A canine representative who will follow olfactory clues.
Everyone will report to SHARKBAIT HOO HAA HAA! (private testube investigator) with a daily report on the findings. not to worry, you all are allowed to have 1 errand boy.
Duties of an errand boy:
He will wear a thong ONLY! He will get coffee for you. He will also have to give back massages, make waffles, cook bacon & eggs…and buy ICE-CREAM!!!!
All set. Ready to go. Then go.
Posted by:sharkbait