Magical Tipsy Toes

I went out grocery shopping with Bimbam, her mum & CFB. I knew what exactly I had wanted to buy. I had it all planned the minute they said they wanted to go grocery shopping. I was excited. I like shopping for grocery.

I knew I needed ham. It wasn’t any kind of ham. It was the Honey-Baked Ham. Nice and spiffy Honey-Baked Ham that would go really well with my Cheddar Cheese singles. I like ham and cheese sandwich. I was going have a sandwich in the morning on the way to work. And I had already decided a peanut butter and a slice of Cheddar Cheese singles for lunch. As you can see I had it all planned out. Then I chanced upon some yummy yogurt. I’d been craving yogurt since the last time I craved yogurt. I knew I had to get some..so I did. Apple-Crumble yogurt. I was going to watch American Idol while enjoying the smooth and awesome taste of Apple-Crumble yogurt. Planned. I had it all planned. I paid for my purchases, chilled a bit before heading home. Still, with my Bread (i forgot to mention, I bought Bread too. To make a sandwich, one would indeed need Bread)with the Bread, Apple-Crumble yogurt, Honey-Baked Ham & my packet Cheddar Cheese singles all in one plastic bag, I made my way home with the BimBam, her mum & CFB.

Now, upon reaching home, I still had the plastic bag with my Bread, Apple-Crumble yogurt, Honey-Baked Ham & Cheddar Cheese singles all intact.

I had a chat with my dad in the hall. Still plastic bag with my Bread, Apple-Crumble yogurt, Honey-Baked Ham & Cheddar Cheese singles in my hand.

I had a chat with my mum in her bedroom. Also with the plastic bag with my Bread, Apple-Crumble yogurt, Honey-Baked Ham & Cheddar Cheese singles in my hand.

I decided it was time to shower. So I place the plastic bag with my Bread, Apple-Crumble yogurt, Honey-Baked Ham & Cheddar Cheese singles on the kitchen counter.

10mins later.

I decided I had better put all those spiffy stuff in the fride when I find out that my Apple-Crumble yogurt, Honey-Baked Ham & Cheddar Cheese singles are bloody missing from the plastic bag. So I check the fride. Maybe, just maybe, my parents were trying to be helpful. Or maybe Dubai decided to help instead. I checked the fride. I checked the freezer. I even checked the big freezer. But there was no Apple-Crumble yogurt, Honey-Baked Ham & Cheddar Cheese singles. The plastic bag only had Bread. Where in the blazes was my Apple-Crumble yogurt, Honey-Baked Ham & Cheddar Cheese singles?

So I decide to trace back my steps. I walk out to the garden. I thought maybe the dogs decided to have themselves a sandwich. I wouldn’t have minded at all. I was thinking I could at least salvage something. But NO, my Apple-Crumble yogurt, Honey-Baked Ham & Cheddar Cheese singles was not in the garden.

I checked the hall. The couch. Behind the Tv. NO, my Apple-Crumble yogurt, Honey-Baked Ham & Cheddar Cheese singles was not in the hall.

I checked my mum’s bedroom. Under the blanket. Under the pillows. The cupboards. NOO!!!! My Apple-Crumble yogurt, Honey-Baked Ham & Cheddar Cheese singles was not in the bedroom.

I checked my own bedroom. In the clothes basket, behind my bed, under my pillows. In all my cupboards. Nothing!! Zilch. Nada. The bastard Apple-Crumble yogurt, Honey-Baked Ham & Cheddar Cheese singles was nowhere in sight.

I knew I was carrying it with me. I knew I had it with me the whole time. I knew because I remember showing my mum the stuff in the plastic bag.

BUT THERE WAS NO Apple-Crumble yogurt, Honey-Baked Ham & Cheddar Cheese singles in sight!!!!!!!

WHY?? WHAT HAPPEN TO MY Apple-Crumble yogurt, Honey-Baked Ham & Cheddar Cheese singles???????

So I sit here in the middle of the night. Unable to fucking sleep. Thinking maybe I could do with some Apple-Crumble yogurt, Honey-Baked Ham & Cheddar Cheese singles. It would kinda make me happy. Instead, I am actually wondering whether I bought all those stuff or it was just my imagination.

Because if it was just my imagination, then that settles it then.

I’m crazy. Paint me white and give me a straight jacket. I’m off to the crazy house. I might as well just smear shit all over my walls. But I swear I saw my Apple-Crumble yogurt, Honey-Baked Ham & Cheddar Cheese singles. I swear I saw the grocery man put it in my plastic bag. Because all I have right now is Bread. And I’m not feeling very spiffy about the Bread.

I need help.

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