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THE UPDATE OF 30 THINGS
Ok, so maybe this everyday thing is tricky. Looks like whatever it is, I just need to complete these damn things within 30 days. If not, well, I’ll be very upset.
So I missed out Friday. Way too busy at work and then now I’m hooked onto Bones. Bastard. But I must say all these latest TV series are fricking awesome.
So Saturday, 11 November was thing No. 4. Vegetable day. I absolutely hate my vegetables. So it was even worse when Father Sharkbait made chili pork chops and all I could eat was a couple of carrots. I could have lied and told everyone I ate vegetables, but secretly eat chilli pork chops, but then CFB and PP will give me this look and I will feel compelled to tell them the truth and the list would have been for nothing. And so, even though the chicken and mutton byrani that Best Buds were eating looked mouth-watering tasty. I had to resist the temptation. The whole time I had to chant “Think vegetables”. Be vegetables. You are a carrot. You are cool as a cucumber. No meat. Veggies are the best. Be a veggie. Love your veggie! Lucky thing I spared Best Buds the chant. They would have turned violent if I kept repeating it out loud.
At the stroke of mid-night, 12 November, I had a mad ass craving for meat. Just meat. So, OGB, CFB and I ended up at Macs. I love cheeseburgers. Cheeseburgers rock my world. Father Sharkbait found it weird that all I was having for lunch was a half a chicken. Okay, so I would have taken photos of all these lovely foods, but unfortunately, I was always halfway thru my food when I remembered. Bastard.
1. No initiation of communication to anyone. 081106
2. See how many mentos I can put in my mouth while drinking 7 up.
3. Eat at the French stall.
4. Be vegetarian for 1 day. (No fish, no meat, no eggs, no rice.) JUST VEGETABLES! 111106
5. Be carnivorous for 1 day. JUST MEAT! 121106
6. Wear make up for one day. The works as CFB, PP and WAP call it.
7. Break 5 laws in a day
- smoke at bus stop
- steal a sign
- litter
- spit in public
- take my dog for a walk and don’t throw away the poop
8. Get a wax (I’m still thinking about this though)
9. Go to a Lan shop. Create a World of War Craft character. Name it and play online for ½ hours and then discuss it at length with Best Buds
10. Touch up my tattoo
11. Eat fish sperms or is it eggs (I need to find this one out properly)
12. Taste my own piss 091106
13. Talk to a random stranger. Find out his/her name, age and what they do for a living.
14. Cook my own meal
15. Highlight my hair blue
16. Dig up earthworms, bottle them up, name them and give them to Best Buds
17. Walk down the street in Bermudas, t-shirt, socks and sandals!
18. Ride a bicycle thru a drive-thru MacDonalds
19. Go kite flying
20. Go hot air ballooning
21. Carry a birthday sandwich board and walk down the street
22. Sing a song in public
23. Watch the Singapore Slingers basketball team play – this has been postponed to the 13th December instead.
24. Drink absinthe
25. Have a slumber party where everyone has to wear pyjamas and I wear long johns
*Still missing 5 more….
Since I missed today’s ‘to do thing’, I will need to complete 2 things on my list tomorrow. And so…I’m going to do No. 10 and No. 14. Touching up of the tattoo and cooking my own meal. Now what should I have for dinner tomorrow…erm…can someone talk me thru it please.
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