one day i’ll fly away…you coming?
Pee Pee in the POTTYEH!! Pee Pee in the POTTYEH!!! Come on!! Sing with me…..Pee pee in the pottyEH!!! shake that ass…dance around….sing it to your friends…laugh while you’re at it. Cause its Friday!! It is Friday!! Its a beautiful day…absolutely beautiful. Like WOH!! This is for the 3 little rascals all at work, who have had a very, very long week…but because its Friday, you gotta at least smile alittle..cause I know you guys are probably chilling, writing an entry or tagging and it is ok cause its a Beeeautifuuulll FRIDAY!!!
Hi JB!! dun be sad k. We may not have them stars but we can sure as hell have the rainbows!!! smile a little…laugh a bit k….then look around you and shout “GABBETH”!!!! shock the living daylights of those buggers…and not to worry, i’ve got a plan. It has apples, oranges, peaches, mangoes….a nice cold glass of baileys or beer if you prefer..with seaside bed..take your office phone and throw into the sea…relax…and of course..i know you vant massage, don’t vorry…cause they can make it at home. After that, before dinner…after tea..you will meet the Muffin Man from Enchanted Bagelirious Road. The bugger shifted from Mulberry Lane to Dreary lane.. thats why it took a while to find him! *smiles*
Hey PP….how you? So, after all that..what exactly happen?? How badly were you shaking when you thought creeps man was creeps…haha. ok, now PP..since my initial plan did not work..you have to do this to make this work!…ssshh…quietly walk towards the girl sitting beside you, on the right…then tap her shoulder and whisper in her ear, “YOOO HOOO!!! so how, when, why…how come” and once this task is completed…walk over to the photocopier machine and take the apple out from tray 2. Its a magical apple. Can turn it into a pink travel bag. Inside it comes with a remote control..to spew out matching clothes and shoes..and a Free nutrious box of cereals!!!! and this one, you can definitely make it at home. *grins*
Helloo CFB…how you doin? managed to conquer the machines last night? And then what happen?? ready to get away today. now…you see that window in your office, go to the window..tap on it 5 times, a secret door will open under your desk..do it quietly though, GreenSwimmingTrunks boy or DoYouHaveChocolate Man might be lurking around…but do not worry, PP is standing by with her box of cereals! you will see inside this passage way..a toilet bowl. It leally works! plus, as a bonus, its red in color…ok, flush 4 times continously…be careful, alot of water inside. A carpet made of toilet paper(got design all) pops out!! Its magical I tell ya.. isn’t that like bloody amazing! It will take you anywhere you want..oooohh…i forgot to tell ya..and here comes the best part…you have a brand new set of toiletries for each destination from the “Brand New” shop!!! *gasp*
And yes…on board the magical carpet made of designed toilet paper…we have a variety of movies & sitcoms : Will & Grace, Fresh Prince, Friends, Perfect Strangers, Goodness Gracious Me, Pretty Woman, Serendipity, YooHooBoo, The OC(includes speacial uncut scenes), Kal Ho Naa Ho, YimmyLickets and of course….cartoons, Transformers, Smurfs, Carebears, PokkaDotted Door, My little Pony, Ewoks and the old sesame street…we are all set.
Er..CFB, PP…can pick JB and myself up now please..Thanks.
I’m not one of those who has magic
Firstly she laughed when I wispered in her ear
secondly i did not go to the photocopier coz am lazy to get my butt of this leally comfy chair :)Thirdly babe its Lemony Snicket :)& Fourthly you missed my favourite cartoon(STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE):):):)
hehehehehehehe *muaks* - PP
Haha - Phone to throw itself away and meeting muffiman to make me a huge blueberry muffin and crumpets and scones. yay!
I’m sure we’d screen strawberry shortcake!!! ;)….and lemon meringue,and blueberry pie. hehe.
I love that song … ever heard the version from Moulin Rouge sung by Ewan McGregor?
Great attitude, S. I hope your Friday ended up better than mine … ouch