Magical Tipsy Toes

These pest arrive when you least expect it. They are disgusting. They make your skin crawl. They catch you off guard, when you least expect it. They are selfish bastards. The love to scare you. Unreasonable creatures. Sometimes, when you walking along the road they suddenly crawl out of the drain and and scare the living daylights outta you. And then you scream and you look like a fool. I detest them…bastards.

Was hanging clothes last night, humming to myself, was relaxed and happy..and then…the bastard creature flew across me and I screamed. Fricking scared the shit outta me. I dropped the clothes in the bucket…ok maybe some on the floor, but who cares, I was being attacked. I ran. Ran into my kitchen, bumped into the dustbin and fell. sigh…i fell.. There was no pain. At least not right then..because it was more important to find out if the damn roach was behind me. As luck would have it, There was another one taking a stroll from my neighnours house. I am telling you, the previous owner(Physhoranincoatwoman) probably breeds them creatures as a hobby.

This is not the first time the Roach gang made a visit. Their friends made a visit about a month back, probably dropping by to say Hi and hey..lets go to Sharkbaits’ for a party. The roaches were crawling from that house over to mine like they were on some kinda of excursion.

Gang Roach Leader : “Alright troops, are we ready?”

One feeler Roach : “We are all set boss, where we going?”

Gang Roach Leader : ” We gonna make a housecall. We shall say Hi
to our neighbours. I checked out the place and they
do not have cats and their dogs just laze around
friendly ladies too, they welcome us by sniffing
and then they walk away”

Drunkard Roach : “yaay bosshh lethh uss geth goingth..”

Bastards! These creatures just will NOT die. So there I was, all dressed to go to bed standing in the kitchen…a towel over my head(so they cannot fly into my hair) one hand armed with a broom and the other with the Baygone pest spray. And I was all set for war. I killed 2 of them with the broom. It was a good broom… I was left with Baygone, considering it was only half full..i was taking a risk. But I sprayed like there was no tomorrow. Sprayed till I was choking and coughing. I think if i continued, I honestly might have died faster than those bastards. But I scared them away…

I sprayed the back and I sprayed my neighbours house. All over their walls so Gang Roach will never enter Sharkbait’s house. But I know I am fighting a losing battle. These bastards can be tricky and they’ve got wings. But till then, I gotta go get myself a new broom and stock up on at least 5 bottles of Baygone! You just never know when you might need backup. I am thinking knee guards too…

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