Magical Tipsy Toes

I, Sharkbait am a Tag Addict. I have been a Tag Addict for almost 2 years. I’ve decided to come clean and accept the truth. After all, the first step to recovery is to admit I do have a problem. I had gone for some meetings with the TaggAnonymous. Ok, so maybe I didn’t go for all of it…maybe just a couple of meetings. They were really boring meetings and after every meeting, I wanted to tag even more. Its difficult. I get a strange sensation in my head and my mind starts singing, “Ring my bell” and then all the voices in my head start to sing along. Like TheClaw likes to appear when Sharkbait is feeling blue. Hex Elfdancer appears when she has a need to spin…Nailcutter rarely makes an appearance cause she is shy. Cinnathambi has been taking English classes and thinks by tagging it will improve her vocabulary…there are a few others, but I’ve learnt to take control of them now. The first meeting of TaggAnonymous taught me a valuable lesson. Should I have this great need to tag, I should find something better to do. And I did.

It all began with Chrysalis. It was just a innocent game of tag. It was no longer Tag Boards that gave me enlightenment. It was the Game of tag. I was hooked. I felt strangely at peace, weird sensation in my head…Hex Elfdancer, TheClaw and the rest of gang in my head started whispering and giggling. “Tag Sharkbait, you know you wanna tag…tag, tag…” So I searched all over..ok..so maybe not all over…just the neighbouring galaxy where I found a female jedi. She sensed Sharkbait was spiraling out of control and she thought maybe just maybe she could be of help….and so AbbyNormal tagged me with “NOT” game…

10 Things I’ve Not Done

1) I have not gone sky-diving
2) I have not danced in the rain nude
3) I have not worn heels, ever
4) I have not ridden a horse
5) I have not sat in a plane for more than 5hrs
6) I have not been in a ship
7) I have not brushed a crocodile’s teeth I have not gone bungee jumping
9) I have not met my Ilama
10) I have not met Oprah

Its an illness. It really is. I went to the Tag Doctor Association. And I just found out…I’ve got Tagg-A-Ritis. Its not as serious as it sounds..but its hard to cure…So I’m sorry, I had no choice…cause it’s the Tagg-A-Ritis in me. Go Forth & Spread the Tag, JamaicanBaity, Chocolate-Fudge-Brownie & Chrysalis.