Magical Tipsy Toes

2247hours – Dubai is going crazy at home trying to find her phone charger. So she calls Sharkbait’s hp panicking.

Dubai: “Hello, Sharkbait. This is Dubai, your sister”

Sharkbait: “Yes, Dubai, my sister”

Dubai: “Just now JB was here, where did she put my phone charger? It’s gone. I can’t find it.
You were with her just now! Its gone. Can you ask her where it is?

Sharkbait: “Oh ok…I will call and check with her now but it should in our room somewhere”

Dubai: “Look..you call her and check. I will call her and check”

Sharkbait: “Er…ok then”
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Dubai: “Hello JB, where did you put my charger just now?

JB: “On your laundry basket, below the electrical point”

Dubai: “It’s not there”

JB: “Where else can it be?”

Dubai: “I don’t know, you took it out. I think its thrown out in the rubbish”

JB: “You throw out your laundry basket??!!”
(JB thinks to herself…of all the days to throw your laundry basket)

Dubai: “Ya, now I can’t find it, never mind, I’ll look for it”

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10mins later, Sharkbait calls JB.

Sharkbait: “Yo babe, where you put Dubai’s charger ah..that girl is going nuts at home”

JB: (who happens to be at a very noisy club at the moment) “Its in the plastic bag, your laundry basket”

Sharkbait: “Huh? Plastic bag or laundry basket”

JB: “It was a plastic bag with laundry in it”

Sharkbait: “Oh right…I emptied the the clothes in the laundry bin. Ok..will let Dubai know”

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Sharkbait then calls Dubai

Sharkbait: “Hey babe….I know where it is”

Dubai: “Where is it Sharkbait?? I can’t bloody find it”

Sharkbait: “Its in the clothes bin…”

Dubai: “Ohh my gad…I’m here now and I can’t find it”

Sharkbait: “Huh?? Where are you Dubai..its in our room what”

Dubai: “Our room??!! I’m at our dustbin outside!!!”

Sharkbait: “The bin where we throw stuff and spray the roaches away, you’re at that bin??!!!! Why in blazes would JB throw away it in there?”

Dubai: “Yes, Sharkbait..I’m bloody looking for my charger in shit and you tell me its in the laundry basket.”

Sharkbait: “Clothes bin…Dubai….What did JB tell you?”

Dubai: “You know what…forget it…I need to go bathe again…bloody shit you. Now I stink of kex.”

Posted by:sharkbait

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