Magical Tipsy Toes

Here’s a mother, There’s a father,
They are not like normal fathers,
Maybe I should be a llama,
Llama llama fuck!

Llama’s don’t beds to make,
And llamas don’t have leaves to rake,
I should be a fucking llama,
Please just shoot me now.

I was never bothered,
I used to be so free,
I always took it in my stride but I think I lost the key.
Coz now I can’t remember,
How it got to thiiis,

Why lah, Why is life like that
Oh llama llama fuck.

Did you ever see a llama,
It’s name just might be Sharkbait llama,
I might have turned into a llama,
Llama llama fuck.

Half a ham-slice,
Twice the ham-slice,
I’d like some bread with my sweet ham-slice,
But they steal it all,
The bloody greedy greedy ducks.

Is that how it’s told now?
Is it all so old?
Is my life all over,
No I don’t think so.
Coz for a long twenty days
I will be all free!
Time for me to retire now and become a duck.

YEAH!