Magical Tipsy Toes

I am irritated, bored, angry, sad, excited, scared, worried, happy, nervous, spiffy, spiffy-less. Hurt & restless.
I feel like crying.
I feel like laughing out loud.
I feel like hitting someone.
I feel extremely goofy.
I feel extremely poofy.
I feel like dancing.
I feel like curling up on the bed and dying.
I want to go away. Far far away.
I feel like running like the wind.
I am too tired to feel the wind.
I feel like lying down on a sandy beach, watching the waves.
I want to go back to NY.
I want to forget everything.
I want to remember every single thing.
Sometimes I love you.
Sometimes I don’t.
I want love.
I want to be loved.

Sharkbait: “So…Doc..what do you think?”

Doc Gupta: “Seems to me..you’ve got a case of frequentize mood changeritis.”

Sharkbait: “Ahhh….one of those huh…can I be cured?”

Doc Gupta: “Lets see here….you will need a couple of alcohol in a bottle or glass, a couple of laughs, some of them hugs and of course pina coladas…loads of them.

Sharkbait: “A pina colada??”

Doc Gupta: “Yep….here you go…(hands Sharkbait her prescription) And keep away from Poutys. They are infectious!!

1600hrs – Sharkbait back in office…

Sharkbait: “COME ON PEOPLE… SING WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You know you want to!!!!! Sing..dance…meerry….think pina coladas, be pina coladas, feel pina coladas…drink…

I was tired of my lady, we’d been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

“If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you’re not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I’m the lady you’ve looked for, write to me, and escape.”

I didn’t think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I’m nobody’s poet, I thought it wasn’t half-bad.

“Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I’m not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O’Malley’s, where we’ll plan our escape.”

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, “Oh, it’s you.”
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, “I never knew”..

“That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You’re the love that I’ve looked for, come with me, and escape.”

“If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You’re the love that I’ve looked for, come with me, and escape.”

-Escape(Pina Coladas) by Rupert Holmes-