woozy….
My wounds are nicely slated dear
I never got to thank you right
I was finished way before i could see
Quite what you had in mind for me
I’m doing cartwheels
Went for a cartwheel tryout. Didn’t get thru the 1st round. Damnit. I need to practice more.
Now the pessimism in me yawns
As I’m pissing on their perfect front lawns
A voice calls out behind my back
And i take off into the grounds
They didn’t have lawns. They had a trash bag instead. So I stole it and covered my cart with wheels.
I’m doing Cartwheels
Cartwheels. I hit my head on the floor. I always wanted to be a cartwheel cheerleader.
It’ll all tie me up into knots
Ok..so my stomach is messed up. Maybe its cause of the cartwheels I’m doing.
I didn’t mean to speak out of turn
Now you can sit and watch me squirm
Now the party’s really in full swing
I wish i had a friend i could ring
Ohhh…a cartwheel party!!! Bring your cart with wheels and away we go.
I’m doing cartwheels
I really got to stop. I’m giddy.
You’re really loving this aren’t you dear
Now you’ve got me on the ropes out here
With nowhere else to run to now
Just stay and face the music
It’ll all tie me up into knots
-The Reindeer Section, Cartwheels-
Knots, pots and pans. I’m all tied up in knots. Maybe its all the cartwheels.
Posted by:sharkbait
Cartwheels? Oh my, you’ve got to take a .mpeg of that and post it for us. My hats off to you, for even trying that.
I remember a freak cartwheel accident at a pep rally when I was in high school. Four-way collision. I never saw so much blown-dry hair flying in so many directions. But hey, nobody was hurt. (Yes, it made the yearbook.)
Personally, I just never got the cartwheel thing going. My stomach turns just thinking about it. Maybe I needed bigger hair?
hey there.blergh.i cant do cartwheels.lol.tho i wish i cld.u take care there and have a good day.hugx
Chrysalis - Hahaha…Well, if i can perfect the cartwheel..then maybe i’ll take a pic. You shld post that pic up chrys…lets see human pile you created!!
AbbyNormal - Why bigger hair?? oohhh so that you can balance on your hair..shouldn’t it be your head..ok, im confused now…bigger hair…messy too??
FallenMaples - Trust me…it was sight when I tried it…my bloody arms hurt..sheesh..